Why slay dragons when you can cover the leader of the rebellion in food?
My husband and I spent about an hour today stacking things on Ulfric Stormcloak. Its much harder than it sounds. And also, way funnier than it probably looks.
EDIT: Hello to everyone coming over from reddit and other such places in internet-land! I super was not expecting this to take off so much. Thanks so much to everyone for laughing at my dumb jokes!